7 things you shouldn’t say when a friend tells you she’s pregnant

1. “I knew it, you look bigger”/ “I could tell” “Thank God, I thought you were getting fat” (or any variation).
My friend said this to me and the last time I had seen her, I wasn’t pregnant. If someone should ask you to guess their news, never guess this; even if you know she’s trying, it would be very painful for her if you’re wrong.

2. “Wow, do you think that’s a good idea?”
No matter what you think of your friend’s relationship or her ability to be a good mother, your opinion will come back to bite you. [Read more...]

The Big Reveal Part Two: work

I told my boss and coworkers today. My boss wasn’t very surprised – I work for a company that works hard and plays hard, so when I wasn’t drinking, it was kind of a red flag. I tried to pass it off as Lent, but that was not convincing apparently.

My coworkers were so supportive. They were surprised and excited; it was great! They started talking about baby showers and having a name suggestion box, which would be hysterical I’m sure.

I’m so relieved that that’s over!

Lenny and Jodie come for a visit – good dream!

Lenny KravitzSo, this was a sexy sexy dream. Lenny Kravitz and Jodie Foster (cute Jodie Foster, not short haired butch Jodie Foster) came for a “visit.” This whole dream felt like a late 1980s video, with black and white snippets instead of a complete dream.

This dream came in week 9 and was an awesome dream!