1. Talk about my child all the time
I have a blog about my children for gods sake!
2. Lose touch with my friends
I don’t sleep. I work, pick up miniature cars, and breastfeed. I don’t remember my friends names!
3. Give my kids candy or junk food.
Potty training bribery includes “candy” which is actually freeze dried yogurt. We’re not altogether failing here.
4. Move to the suburbs.
Done.
5. Let them watch tv.
Yo gabba gabba is the only way I can breastfeed baby without getting poked in the nipple by little man.
5 Things I swore I’d never do as a parent
May 31, 2012 By Leave a Comment
About RebeccaRebecca is a mother of two, juggling children and working while still trying to be glamorous, organized, and funny. Not entirely successful at all of that (or sometimes any of that), she considers herself the Bridget Jones of motherhood.
